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Friday, December 23, 2011

Atypical Items Found in Desk

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1. Drawers filled with the bones of small animals
2. A golden false eye
3. A silver hand-sized harp
4. Poison ink in clearly marked bottle
5. Ladies undergarments (giantess size)
6. Receipts from demon for services rendered
7. A seven-fingered glove
8. Very active stinging ant colony
9. Metal box filled with unidentified white powder
10. Paper with designs for unknown flag or device
11. Tiny handcuffs and leg irons (one gross)
12. Dessicated hand wearing cursed ring

2 comments:

  1. Jason, this is a fun concept for a blog. Even without the poo.

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