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1. For honor and nation: personality nullified by grim nationalistic fervor, demands of rigorous ethical code and extreme stoicism
2. Gear fetish: because wicked swords and cruel axes are super bad ass
3. Thought it would help chances with the opposite sex: now haunted by shade of accidentally slain sweetheart
4. Given the choice, opted out of family pig shit hauling business
5. Religion requires tally of dead foes for preferred afterlife status
6. Comes from long line of proud occupants of early graves, now ready to seek own glorious end
7. Not much good at anything else, really
8. Highly competitive personality + thrill-seeking adrenalin addiction
9. Was the bloodthirstiest young aristocrat anybody had seen in some time
10. On account of the abundance of faces that are just begging for a damn good stabbing
11. Easy gold. Don't mind killin'.
12. Frequent exorcism of reptilian killer instincts in gore-soaked melee required for maintenance of otherwise considerable personal charm
LOL - number 4 is the best, then 3 and 10
ReplyDeleteI was posting for the same reason.. #4 would definitely make me seek out alternate means of vocation.
ReplyDeleteIncreasing the number of STDs he knows, too. ;)
ReplyDelete#10 FTW
ReplyDeleteNo. 5 - "Vahalla, I am coming!"
ReplyDeleteKiller post! Can't wait to see what you dream up for Clerics, MUs, and (HAHA) Thieves...
ReplyDeleteThanks everbody!
ReplyDeleteMr. Blue: LOL
Black V.: +1 for choice Zeppelin reference
Tedankhamen: thanks for the suggestion, see today's post.
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