OPERATION UNFATHOMABLE

Friday, April 6, 2012

Found Strapped to the Paladin's Warhorse

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1. Golf bag full of swords favored for various circumstances, numbered in red paint
2. Bundle of detoxifying herbs for cleansing tea-fast
3. The Bedroll of Righteousness: enchanted to halve rest requirement and double healing rate
4. Incredibly detailed personal journal of impure thoughts w/equally belabored screeds of repentance
5. Precisely enough gold to cover projected expenses of current crusade
6. Decomposing head of former villain for return to patron lord
7. Page-worn and tattered Manual of Personal Conduct volumes I-VI
8. Satchel of nuts, berries, the hardest conceivable tack, w/ skins of fresh rainwater
9. The Helm of Self-Justification: replaces pesky inner debate with bolstering certitude, increases morale of followers
10. Perfumed ribbon from headdress of evil queen/king
11. Unholy relic in lead box earmarked for speedy destruction
12. Library loan (with 7 days remaining): illuminated scroll containing abridgement of Ahknatar the Inscrutable's classic Lethal Pitfalls of Situational Ethics

5 comments:

  1. What no implement for self-flagellation following those impure thoughts?

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  2. With the Masters going on, I quite like #1. :)

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  3. Oh a Paladin's journal, that could be worth a pretty penny.

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  4. I think I like 9 the best, but really, when would he (or she) ever take it off?

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