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Sunday, August 12, 2012

The Lich's Current Love Interest

d12
1. Rosy-cheeked young offspring of yeoman farmer, embodies all the qualities long since sloughed off by the lich
2. Spouse of prominent regional leader
3. Dragon w/human mind trapped within
4. Irrational fixation on particularly ravishing subhuman, causing shame, guilt and abundant inner conflict
5. Extremely charming and evil halfling
6. Heretical obsession with arch bishop of Church of Law
7. Memory of long-deceased heir to antediluvian monarchy, soul unavailable for reincarnation
8. Saves up love to lavish upon animate mummified cats
9. Devoted to incredibly decrepit senior citizen of astonishing longevity
10. Love-struck at first sight by the most charismatic PC (in the event of a tie, the lich just can't decide which one to love more)
11. Ghost of a pre-human scientist
12. Anything that moves

2 comments:

  1. #10's tie condition has some rather... interesting ramifications.

    It almost demands a subtable of its own to determine how the lich goes about settling the question...

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  2. No Vampira/Vmpirella?!?!

    HANG YOUR HEAD IN SHAME! ;)

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