d12
1. Transmutes at need into black ooze form
2. Drinks only the blood of halflings
3. Has swollen to gross immensity after gorging on village
4. Emits hypnotic vapor cloud from mouth
5. Takes the shape of a giant chigger
6. Sucks blood from toothed orifices on palms
7. Is the size of a horsefly
8. Must sleep for a fortnight
9. Can only be killed thusly
10. Repelled by recitation of verse
11. Has 20ft. long prehensile blood-sucking tongue
12. Will leave you alone if you can beat it in a strictly moderated tournament-style miniatures wargame
Note: 200th post! I figured on running out of gas about 150 posts ago. Onward!
Congratulations on your 200th post! I've been enjoying them.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on 200! You kick ass!
ReplyDelete200 posts of pure awesome.
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