Thursday, December 29, 2011

Things Washed Up on a Subterranean Beach

1. Chest full of theatrical costumes
2. Half-filled vial of water breathing potion
3. Dead twin aristocrats shackled together
4. Deranged merfolk beaching themselves
5. Multiple corked bottles with messages reading "Don't bother" and "Too late"
6. The body of a tree-man king
7. A well-sealed cake box (w/ intact cake)
8. Block of ice with frozen ancient astronaut
9. Super-colossal dead whale
10. Abandoned, ancient, yet entirely seaworthy vessel
11. Chest teeming with maggots and disease
12. The Sea God's key ring

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