Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Underworld Accommodations

1. Web hostel of the lawful spiders
2. Otch the Opportunistic Ogre's Stone Hut Rental
3. Guest caves of the man-ape philosopher king
4. Servant's quarters in the City of the Blind
5. Temporary encystment in giant stasis flowers
6. Temple of Neutrality (shackles/leg-irons required during stay)
7. Grey Dwarfs labor camp (room/board exchanged for 12-hour shift)
8. The Inn at the Stone Lord's Sub-citadel
9. Questing knight's embattled sanctuary
10. Slime Lodge of the sympathetic slug-folk
11. Worm-man nomads: extreme hospitality
12. Drone harem of the Yeti Queen (always hiring)

This two-bed unit offers ammenities such as hand-hewn
stone beds, a fungus and vermin-free environment, and a
better than 50% chance of making it through the night. 

1 comment:

  1. THose neutrals love neutrality so much they're willing to kill for it. Best to avoid them.